Top 5 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You'll Encounter Tonight
It's Halloween! So let's get right to it with today's list of the. . . Top 5 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You'll Encounter Tonight.
The trick-or-treater who still keeps their bag extended after you put candy in it.
The trick-or-treater who peers past you to spy into your house.
The adult using their dressed-up baby as an excuse to trick-or-treat.
The trick-or-treater who doesn't hide their disgust you gave them candy corn.
The teenager who knows that you know that he knows he's way too old to be trick-or-treating.
The trick-or-treater who says "I'm a ghost" and you say "Oh, spooky" and then there's an uncomfortable pause and you realize he's "special."
The trick-or-treater who still knocks on your door even though your lights are out and makes you hate kids even more.
The kid who says "Twick-or-tweet" and you laugh and mock their speech impediment. Just me? Moving on . . .
The trick-or-treater who trips over your front steps and sues your ass for millions.
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Originally posted on October 31st, 2025